I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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