she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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