I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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