Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
