I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't turn off my feet"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
