It's like God shit irony all over that family
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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