I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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