He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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