Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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