matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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