You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
