Are we in a gay sports bar?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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