We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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