that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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