So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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