Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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