I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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