On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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