Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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