so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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