My hand turned me down
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
