There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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