oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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