so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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