Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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