What did we do last night that was yellow?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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