rhymes with "ouble enetration"
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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