your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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