Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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