i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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