it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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