i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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