i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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