But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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