I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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