Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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