she woke up with a sticky ear
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Shame - the story of my life.
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