you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
