when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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