what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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