Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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