this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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