You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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