Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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