The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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