But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
