i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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