Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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