yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
