UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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