you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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