Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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