so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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