Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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