He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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