I heard we made out
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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