i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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